Where'd you get the milk?

tolkienjrr:

flargalargalarg:

oniongrass:

koppuri:

hello 911 i cant draw my otp

hello 911 I cant draw

hello 911 I can’t

hello 911 i -

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bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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fuckyeahlaughters:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

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pizza:

jeremymckinnonbuttblog:

lets make a test

who is easier to summon

1. Pizza?

2. Yahoo Staff?

3. Vegans?

4. Satan?

lets wait and see the result

ha ha ha i win

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inbroadwayvalley:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

there was no colour everything was in black and white

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lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

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revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

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-annoying:

someone mail me mozzarella sticks 

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